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- The Munchkin Commercial Script
- December 1991
- (An infinite number of Munchkins are standing around playing with yo-yos.)
- Director: OK everybody! Just one more time.
- All Munchkins: Ahhh! (unhappy)
- Production manager: Roll sound.
- Sound Munchkin: Rolling.
- (A Munchkin is riding a reel of audio tape like a unicycle as it runs wildly down the hill ╤ right to left. Ends off camera with a huge crash.)
- Production Manager: Roll camera.
- Camera Munchkin: Rolling.
- (A second Munchkin rides a huge camera which accelerates and speeds away ╤ left to right. Ends off camera with a huge crash.)
- Production Manager: Slate.
- (A huge slate comes in front of the screen completely blocking the scene behind.)
- Slate Person: QuickTime Forum Commercial, Take 23.
- (A clapboard claps on someone╒s fingers. Screams of pain.)
- Director: Action.
- (We see Christine Perey╒s head filling the screen.)
- Christine Perey: Subscribe to the QuickTime Forum and learn how to make movies on the Macintosh computer.
- Director: Cut.
- (A huge scissors cuts the scene (Christine) in two revealing a beautiful animated scene behind.)
- Production manager: It╒s a wrap!
- All Munchkins: Hurrah!
- (All the Munchkins run wildly into the scene behind. Finally, a little giggle is heard as the last Munchkin leaves.)
- End
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